Functional Idiots Podcast
The Functional Idiots Podcast is hosted by Colton and Dillon, both of whom are idiots who somehow function in everyday life. Think of it as a functional drunk, except we could fail a sobriety field test sober. They discuss the offbeat news stories of the week, but also the hard hitting stuff like, “When someone has multiple children at once, twins, triplets, etc., who is the planned child, and who is the accident child?”. They also make fun of people who can’t seem to get out of their own way in life, and bust each other’s balls along the way. If you yourself feel like a functional idiot waltzing through life, then this is the perfect podcast for you! The Functional Idiots Podcast, the dumbest two hours in podcasting!
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Episodes
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Hello everyone! In this second episode of "If Stupid Had a Name", we talk about a work story that almost started a fight, along with a Mexican alien? Also, weird news from the last week, along with some good ole Reddit drama, and a new segment called, "What Are You So Mad About?". Hope you enjoy! (Side Note: Some interruptions could be heard throughout the podcast, nature of the environment unfortunately, and my brother was in the same room and had little respect to what was going on, so some coughs could be heard. Will try to do better next time.)
Sunday Sep 10, 2023
Sunday Sep 10, 2023
Welcome to our first episode! In this you will hear stories about the previous week in myself and Dillon's lives, including, possibly breaking a finger, playing beat the clock, and more. Also, you will hear our opinions about stuff from Reddit, as well as when should parents give their kids their first smartphone, or phone in general. Enjoy!