Functional Idiots Podcast
The Functional Idiots Podcast is hosted by Colton and Dillon, both of whom are idiots who somehow function in everyday life. Think of it as a functional drunk, except we could fail a sobriety field test sober. They discuss the offbeat news stories of the week, but also the hard hitting stuff like, “When someone has multiple children at once, twins, triplets, etc., who is the planned child, and who is the accident child?”. They also make fun of people who can’t seem to get out of their own way in life, and bust each other’s balls along the way. If you yourself feel like a functional idiot waltzing through life, then this is the perfect podcast for you! The Functional Idiots Podcast, the dumbest two hours in podcasting!
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Saturday May 25, 2024
Saturday May 25, 2024
Want more Functional Idiots in your life? Well good news! Exclusively on our Patreon is the new all singing, and all dancing Not Until 4 Patreon Podcast where we continue the conversation from the regular podcast, but also hit some things that we didn't get too. Available now, only on our patreon where you can sign up for a 7-day free trial!In this 32nd installment of stupidity, you will hear our thoughts on reparations in America, college athletics, and 8th graders that have no chill. Also, pornstar birthdays is still hear for a great laugh, and NASCAR being a constant contradiction. Plus, the greatest game show answer to ever be given. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcastYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FunctionalIdiotsProductions
Monday May 20, 2024
Monday May 20, 2024
Hey everyone, different format this week as it's more of a conversation rather than scripted, and boy lemme tell ya, we touched on a lot of things. To find out what, you're just gonna have to listen. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcastYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FunctionalIdiotsProductions
Monday May 13, 2024
Monday May 13, 2024
In this 30th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will hear us react to someone with a weird smelling addiction. A legendary segment returns after a few month absence, although the ever popular pornstar birthdays is always here to give everyone good entertainment. Expensive food at the F1 Grand Prix in Miami has us dumbfounded, and the richest "homeless" person you've ever heard and so much more are in this train wreck of an episode. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FunctionalIdiotsProductions
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNbh90DZJ0
Sunday May 05, 2024
Sunday May 05, 2024
**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!** Although, being the functional idiots we are, we didn't tease it at all in the episode, but trust us, it's in there. But while you wait for the announcement sometime in the episode, you can hear our thoughts on the Stanley Cup Playoffs, pulling cast iron out of our legs, someone who is addicted to eating the Earth, sort of, a priest with a gambling problem, and so much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfS0FC-xds
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Do you wanna liven up your sex lives ladies? Well, we have the perfect remedy for you in this episode, but it is a bit fishy. Also, someone with an interesting eating addiction, and a new segment called Functional Idiots Answer, and so much more on this 28th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kx1zl22a3k
Monday Apr 22, 2024
Monday Apr 22, 2024
In this 27th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will hear our opinions on common sense, or the lack thereof. Also minimum wage is discussed. When is too old to still shower with your children, a bogus charity in Florida, pornstar birthdays, and a lady from Michigan who is addicted to cleaning products. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6zsTrRRQQ
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT** In this episode, you will hear our major announcement that we teased last episode, so give it a listen to know what it is, although the eagle eye listeners of you may already know what it is. You will also hear our frustrations with some sporting leagues, falling off a ledge, a Bible slap, and so much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgpU-VInl8
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Monday Apr 01, 2024
In this barrel of laughs on an episode, you will hear somebody with a little bit of an "out there" addiction. Also, our thoughts on instant replay in sports, some wild functional idiots of the week, some massive irony, and a new way that kids are getting high. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9v8CjL3Do4
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Back again eh? Well in that case, here is a long one for you listeners as in this one, you will hear our opinions on tipping in America, a literally puma, lazy ass workers, cockfights, pornstar birthdays, trivia, and much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
Sunday Mar 17, 2024
Sunday Mar 17, 2024
Once again, back with another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this episode, you will hear our thoughts on electric cars, oil pipelines, somebody with an oddball name, a woman with a fresh breath addiction, pornstar birthdays and so much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNERl7o7bw
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