Ep. 54.1 - Piss Poor Clock Management and Recalled Dildos

Happy Post Thanksgiving to all you wonderful idiots. We are back once again with an edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast where we recall our Thanksgiving holiday, why the Lions should've lost their game as was tradition, and also a certain kitchen food that also doubles as a dildo is being recalled. Part 2 will be out on Thursday the 5th of December. Make sure you give that a listen when that comes out too! Enjoy!

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