Ep. 51 - Grandpa's Soft Serve While Being Sleek and Discreet

In this episode, we come up with a new idea for a dildo that's going to take the world by storm. Dillon has an odd choice for comfort foods, and NASCAR has a shitstorm once again. We wrap up with pornstar birthdays, but not before talking about how the Detroit Lions are absolute animals. Enjoy!

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

          2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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