Monday Jun 10, 2024

Drinking That Sweet and Sour "G-Fuel" and Urban Dictionary Sex Terms - Episode 34

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In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics including sound malfunctions, NASCAR races, a viral court hearing video, and the new Xbox showcase. They also share their banger of the week songs. In this part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss their gaming preferences and experiences with preordering games. They also talk about the unique storytelling elements in Call of Duty campaigns and their anticipation for the game's release. They then shift gears to discuss their recent culinary adventures, including Dylan's failed attempts at making bread and pot stickers, and his successful homemade pizza dough. They also share some interesting facts about Massachusetts and Michigan. The conversation concludes with a lighthearted discussion about urban dictionary sex terms. In this part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss various sexual acts and their definitions, including the Cosby Sweater, Angry Pirate, Alligator Fuckhouse, and Alaskan Pipeline. They also play a game of 'Who Wants to Be a Smooth Brain?' where Dillon answers trivia questions. The conversation ends with a discussion about the capital of Ecuador. In this part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss a rare phenomenon called cryptic pregnancy, where a woman is pregnant but shows no signs of it. They share a bizarre story of a woman who gave birth in a restaurant bathroom without knowing she was pregnant. They also talk about the NHL airing the Stanley Cup Finals in American Sign Language and express their confusion about the need for sign language when subtitles are available. The conversation then shifts to a woman addicted to drinking gasoline and her intervention by family members. They discuss the health risks and the doctor's examination of her condition.

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers