Monday Jun 17, 2024

Beefy 5-Layer Supreme and Questionable Swimsuit Choices - Episode 35

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In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Colton and Dillon discuss various topics including social media, house hunting, going back to school, and bizarre encounters in the South. They also touch on the recent sinking of a cargo ship in the Great Lakes. The conversation is filled with humor and casual banter. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a ship accident, teachers seducing students, giving birth in unusual places, clean air action days, and bizarre food combinations. In this part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics including food combinations, the Hot Ones challenge, cheating in relationships, and Instagram. They share their opinions on mixing ranch and barbecue sauce, the potential consequences of putting hot sauce on sensitive body parts, and the line between flirting and cheating. They also touch on the controversy surrounding a woman who threatens to dox men who like her bikini photos on Instagram. The conversation takes a humorous and lighthearted tone throughout. In this part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss their experiences with seeing accidents and police activity while driving. They also talk about a TV show called 'Return to Amish' and share their thoughts on the Amish community. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about shopping for swimsuits and the Amish girls trying on different styles. They also talk about the possibility of the Amish girls making friends outside of their community. The conversation ends with a humorous comment about a suggestive YouTube video title. In this final part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss random topics such as the color of a bathing suit, Amish euphemisms, and unusual lawsuits. They also share their banger of the week and discuss porn star birthdays. The conversation ends with a discussion about a man who found a safe containing potentially $100,000 and a man who lost the safe. They also mention upcoming content on their Patreon.

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers