50 Shades of Brown on Aisle 46 and Becuming Uncle Daddy - Episode 40

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In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics including updates on Dillon's schooling, the AI-generated summaries of their podcast episodes, and the recent news of Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race. They also share their thoughts on potential Democratic candidates, including Kamala Harris and RFK Jr. The conversation covers the challenges of running as an independent candidate and the importance of having a party's support. They express their concerns about Biden's mental fitness and criticize the Democratic Party's handling of the situation. The conversation covers various topics including the selection of J.D. Vance as Trump's running mate, the need for term limits in Congress, the role of business experience in politics, the high cost of insulin, and the challenges of running a country as a business. The hosts also discuss the importance of addressing climate change, the need for reform in the criminal justice system, and the lack of trust in government officials. The episode concludes with their picks for Banger of the Week and Facts of the Week. In this part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss various topics, including the excessive electricity usage in Colton's house, the Guinness World Record for most people making snow angels in North Dakota, the taxation of CEOs' income, the comparison between surviving COVID and surviving an assassination attempt, and conspiracy theories surrounding the shooting incident at a Trump rally. They also touch on the competence of the Secret Service and the controversy surrounding Caitlin Clark's boyfriend partying in Las Vegas. The conversation in this segment covers various topics, including the behavior of looking at attractive people in public, the concept of cleaning trash cans, and the unconventional method of conceiving a child through sperm donation within the family. The hosts engage in humorous and light-hearted banter throughout the discussion. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including assisted suicide, the national anthem, and porn star birthdays. They express their opinions on assisted suicide, emphasizing the importance of seeking help and support. They also critique a rendition of the national anthem and share their thoughts on conspiracy theories. The hosts then lighten the mood by discussing porn star birthdays and making humorous comments. They conclude the episode with their functionality of the week and a final remark.

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Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

          2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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