Functional Idiots Podcast

Penny Slot Power Ups and Next-Gen Pre-Workout Powder - Episode 29

**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!** Although, being the functional idiots we are, we didn't tease it at all in the episode, but trust us, it's in there. But while you wait for the announcement sometime in the episode, you can hear our thoughts on the Stanley Cup Playoffs, pulling cast iron out of our legs, someone who is addicted to eating the Earth, sort of, a priest with a gambling problem, and so much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfS0FC-xds 

Where's My Sauce? and Sleepy Snacks - Episode 28

Do you wanna liven up your sex lives ladies? Well, we have the perfect remedy for you in this episode, but it is a bit fishy. Also, someone with an interesting eating addiction, and a new segment called Functional Idiots Answer, and so much more on this 28th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kx1zl22a3k 

Flippin Patties and Free Ballin' - Episode 27

In this 27th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will hear our opinions on common sense, or the lack thereof. Also minimum wage is discussed. When is too old to still shower with your children, a bogus charity in Florida, pornstar birthdays, and a lady from Michigan who is addicted to cleaning products. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6zsTrRRQQ

Taking One For the Team and Cougar Mentality - Episode 26

**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT** In this episode, you will hear our major announcement that we teased last episode, so give it a listen to know what it is, although the eagle eye listeners of you may already know what it is. You will also hear our frustrations with some sporting leagues, falling off a ledge, a Bible slap, and so much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgpU-VInl8 

Balloon Loon and Leg Day - Episode 25

In this barrel of laughs on an episode, you will hear somebody with a little bit of an "out there" addiction. Also, our thoughts on instant replay in sports, some wild functional idiots of the week, some massive irony, and a new way that kids are getting high. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9v8CjL3Do4 

A New Way to Get High and Just the Tip - Episode 24

Back again eh? Well in that case, here is a long one for you listeners as in this one, you will hear our opinions on tipping in America, a literally puma, lazy ass workers, cockfights, pornstar birthdays, trivia, and much more. Enjoy!
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast

Stuffing a Bear and Fresh Breath - Episode 23

Once again, back with another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this episode, you will hear our thoughts on electric cars, oil pipelines, somebody with an oddball name, a woman with a fresh breath addiction, pornstar birthdays and so much more. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNERl7o7bw

How NOT to Flirt and Ashy Surprise - Episode 22

You want some crazy. with a side of lunacy? Then boy howdy do we have the episode for you! In this 22nd episode, you will hear about a nude cruise, balls out bowling, more pain in the ass car repairs, pornstar birthdays, more oddball addictions and so much more. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 
My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5xfvP7mZ8 

Crackhead Customers and Smelly Fish - Episode 21

In this rambunctious episode, we talk about dumb customers, eating raw meats and dudes in the nude. Also, pornstar birthdays and drinking a little something something to help freshen breath, skin, and to feel more alive. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow
My Strange Addiction Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcTDWJ4FT0o 

Lot Lizards and Drinking Paint - Episode 20

In this loaded episode, you will hear about Dillon's recent trip to Chicago, just to get laid. Sticking watch batteries where they don't belong, a sausage fight in Florida, along with pornstar birthdays, and the reimagined version of What Are You So Mad About? and much more. Enjoy!
 
Music licensed by Epidemic Sound
Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades
Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers
Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace
So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts
Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones
Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts
*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*
Email the Show: functionalidiotspodcast@gmail.com 
Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 
Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow